You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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