Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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