remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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