But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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