Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
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Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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