Quick, to the slutcave!
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
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she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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