Fuck appropriateness.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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