I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Randomize
