Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Randomize
