Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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