What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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