Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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