Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
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I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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