got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
did i just pee glitter
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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