FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
