Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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