is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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