your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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