Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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