May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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