your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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