oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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