I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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