Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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