my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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