I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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