Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
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She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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