Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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