So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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