Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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