I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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