How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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