There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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