Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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