McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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