I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Randomize
