My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Let's get the cat blown out
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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