Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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