Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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