The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
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Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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