how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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