Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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