I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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