Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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