The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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