you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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