I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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