Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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