You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
We had to coat check the pizza.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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