I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
