talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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