i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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