She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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