if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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